| Al Gore Gave Us the Internet. Now He Wants to Take It Away. Review of Al Gore's "The Assault on Reason" (Book Excerpt) (5/18/07) |
| The Virginia Tech. Massacre and the Art of Passing the Moral Buck (5/17/07) |
| Grey-Haired, Senile Asshole Don Imus and His Bad Impression of a Sexist Black Guy (4/13/07) |
| "Net Neutrality": Freedom Cannot Be Forced (2/7/07) |
| Judge Not, Yet (9/15/06) |
| Bored with 9/11 (9/11/06) |
| La Guerra Contra El Terrorismo American for Immigration Reform (5/12/06) |
| Democracy on Steroids (9/30/05) |
| London Wasn't Bombed by Global Warming (7/8/05) |
| Anti-Cloning Pussies and the People Against Cloning Cats (1/4/05) |
| Keep Your Values to Yourself (11/9/04) |
| The Inevitable Fahrenheit 9/11 Review (10/11/04) |
| Official 2004 Presidential Endorsement, Second Revised Edition (9/3/04) |
| Women Who Use the C Word (and the Men Who Love Them) (8/30/04) |
| It's An Abortion, Not a Tomato Abortion and Compulsory Child Support (7/25/04) |
| John Kerry's 816-Word Concession Speech (3/17/04) |
| A Short History of the Janet Jackson Super Bowl Halftime Fiasco (3/16/04) |
| What Have You Got to Live For? (12/27/03) |
| Screw the "Death of Innocence". Resent the Birth of Politeness. (12/2/03) |
| Healthy Fast Food and Cigarette Companies That Care When Bad Companies Go Good (9/30/03) |
| The Amazing Inflatable Gay Snoopy "Gay Pride", Real Pride, and Why All Parades Generally Suck (7/14/03) |
| Bad Days? Fuck That. (6/10/03) |
| Limp-Wristed Republicans and the War on Terror (4/15/03) |
| In Full Support of the War (3/21/03) |
| Savethehumans.com Calls for Holy War Against World's Anti-War Protesters (2/28/03) |
| Seven More Reasons to Feel Good About Yourself (2/6/03) |
| The True Meaning of Xmas (12/25/02) |
| Alcohol: The Healthy Alternative to a Boring Society (12/15/02) |
| Our Evil Bodies on Parade: The Return of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/21/02) |
| Nice People Be Damned (Are you an original recipe or an extra-crispy?) (11/3/02) |
| Snipers and the Fear of the Name "Muhammad" (10/24/02) |
| Life in These Fucked-Up United States or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Idiots (10/21/02) |
| A Year Later (9/11/02) |
| 198 Million Muslims Can't Be Wrong (7/11/02) |
| Politicians Pledge Allegiance to God Instead of Individual Rights (6/27/02) |
| Enough Photos of Firemen and Flags (6/4/02) |
| The First Black President (And Other Subjects Hollywood Finds Amusing) (5/16/02) |
| Arafat is Not the Problem (4/1/02) |
| The "Fetish" Fetishists Our Cultural Antagonism Towards Interracial Sexual Preference (12/18/01) |
| Saving the World From Islamic Jihad and Victoria's Secret (11/21/01) |
| Despite What Some Say, We Might Actually Win This War (11/14/01) |
| Wartime Tax Cuts, Liberal Droppings, and the LA Times (11/7/01) |
| The Right Not to Vote (11/5/01) |
| America at War A month of commentary, photos and recommended reading about 9/11 (10/16/01) |
| Anti-Doping the International Olympic Committee A Call to Boycott the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing (7/16/01) |
| I Feel the Greed, the Greed for Weed The Pot-Smoking Hippie's Secret Guilt (6/25/01) |
| Thank You, Carroll O'Connor (6/21/01) |
| At the Punk Rock Show (5/16/01) |
| Shock Values In Defense of MTV's Jackass (4/24/01) |
| The Great Cincinnati Nike Party Black Rioting and Athletic Shoe Stores (4/13/01) |
| That Which Kills You Makes You Dead (What really makes you stronger) (3/22/01) |
| The Stinky Bum Gazette Some Thoughts on "Homeless Newspapers" (3/13/01) |
| An Overdue Message to the Meek (2/27/01) |
| Grammy-Award Winning Artists and Other Oxymorons (2/22/01) |
| Mercy Versus Justice: The Magic Presidential Pardon Wand (2/15/01) |
| Confessions and Complaints of a Hot Sauce Addict (2/6/01) |
| The Evil Plant Medicinal Marijuana Use Versus the Public Good (1/15/01) |
| U.S. DOL: LOL! A few words on Linda Chavez and the Department of Labor (1/10/01) |
| The Top-10 Best Punk Cover Songs (12/19/00) |
| What Women Want (Mel Gibson's Ass) Observations on Modern Feminism (12/18/00) |
| Hey, That's Ketchup, Not the Blood of Christ! (12/14/00) |
| Give Me Liberty or Give Me Bush (12/13/00) |
| On Triple Splitz-O Cups and Starving Children (11/5/00) |
| Save Your Own Children, Leave Mine Alone Why regulating movie marketing is censorship (10/2/00) |
| Modern Education's Crowning Achievement: Bad Teachers (9/6/00) |
| Laissez Faire, Asshole (8/7/00) |
| Will Someone With a Backbone Please Stand Up? (6/2/00) |
| In Defense of Large Fake Breasts (5/3/00) |
| What Not to Say to a Toll Booth Clerk (3/5/00) |
| What's Wrong with the News (2/1/00) |
