What’s There to Worry About?
Don’t worry, folks. It’s not like al-Qaida is still trying to kill us.
I’ll try not to let the latest threat ruin my Xmas shopping. I plan on insulating myself between enough Toys R Us bags so the shrapnel won’t hit me. That’s what we’ve come to: depending on Tickle Me Elmo to protect us from Osama bin Laden.
Remember, do as the MTA tells you to do. If you see something, say something. Just say it loudly enough so the police can hear you over the screaming.
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Dang, I should have waited a few hours before posting this. I could have had some nice links to the Mumbai attacks.
Somebody ought to pull a Mel Gibson/Ransom style vigilante move on a terrorist-supporting government leader. Get lots of publicity, become a folk hero, that sort of thing. Come on, Hollywood, just think of the guy like an anti-hero. I’d take a movie version, too.
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