Speaking of STDs
I think it would be amusing if there were a sexually transmitted disease with only one symptom: your face turns green for a month.
And you can only contract the disease by having sex with a dog. Or, by having regular sex. It’s about 50/50. Half the people with green faces you see walking down the street had sex with a dog, the other half just had sex. The fun part is figuring out who’s who.
Conversations around the coffee machine at work would finally be entertaining. A “green face” approaches…
“Good weekend, Bob?”
“Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.”
“So, who was the lucky bitch?”
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I am surprised nobody commented yet, but personally I think this is one of the funniest jokes I’ve read on your website yet. As an English major, I can really appreciate the way you play with the double meanings of the word “bitch.” This also reminds me of that Jim Carrey movie I saw a long time ago, “The Mask,” for some reason. I think it was the green face and that stupid dog that he had.
Hey, what are you implying about Jim Carrey? Actually, I’m unfortunately well past the time that I’d defend him.
Same thing with De Niro. Do I blame it on them, the screenwriters, or the directors?
Or the people who go to the movies and pay for this crap to continue? I’m gonna have to go along with George Carlin and say it is the People that suck, they are the ones who allow this to happen.
It’s too bad that old fuck had to kick the bucket.
It can be profitable to produce good art. But since it’s profitable to produce garbage, the businessmen seem to be fine with the garbage. I have a suspicion that the same government regulation that encourages other businesses to focus on the short rather than the long term is partly responsible here.
Also responsible is the non-conceptual mentality of the People who are satisfied by artistic non-integration and/or annoying one-liners and huge fucking computer-generated explosions.
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