Category — Culture Bashing (Roth)
If a Child Films Child Porn in the Middle of a Forest, Is It Child Porn?
Sure, you might call this post “perve bait” or “SEO for child molesters”. I call it a serious inquiry into the nature of child pornography. I also call bums foul-smelling, lazy motherfuckers. So, if you’re still with me, then feel free to proceed. [Read more →]
March 28, 2008 at 1:07 am 3 Comments
Obama’s White Friends
“Race doesn’t matter,” the crowd chanted after Sen. Barack Obama’s sweeping victory… [Read more →]
March 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm 2 Comments
This Website Officially Deemed a “Hate Organization”
I forget if I’ve linked to this before, but it’s classic… [Read more →]
March 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm 5 Comments
Eliot Spitzer (for the record)
March 12, 2008 at 11:04 am 2 Comments
Oprah’s Big Power-Lusting Pretentious Prickfest
“Oh my God. I never knew the world’s largest alcoholic crack-addicted bum house is right here in downtown Denver!”
“No shit! But what about your baggy shirt?”
“Fuck, you’re right. First, the tits. Then, the drug addicts.” [Read more →]
March 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm No Comments
Do All Pets Go to Heaven?
Sure, a good dog will go to Heaven. But what about a bad dog? And what about a good dog of a bad person? [Read more →]
February 27, 2008 at 11:45 am 3 Comments
It’s Raining in Afghanistan - and Other News from CNN International
Europeans like to point out Americans’ relative ignorance of world news. And it’s hard to deny this. When you can’t pay RyanAir five Euros to take you to Madrid for a weekend, you tend not to give a flying fuck about the Spanish economy. [Read more →]
February 25, 2008 at 3:12 pm No Comments
Who Let the “Privacy Advocates” Out in Public?
The law of diminishing returns applies to government control. At some point, the investment of time, money, and energy in “controlling information” becomes more expensive than it’s worth. [Read more →]
February 14, 2008 at 8:36 am 1 Comment
The Year of Me
I’m no horoscope fan, but it is amusing how much of this is true about me. [Read more →]
February 8, 2008 at 2:01 pm No Comments
Unauthorized Bin Laden Sex Tape Hits Internet
“With TV terrorism ratings down, Al-Qaeda turns to the celebrity sex tape business in hope of generating publicity.” [Read more →]
February 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm 2 Comments