Don’t Send Japan Money - Send ‘em Prayers
In case you haven’t read the latest scientific research on prayer:
“During over twenty year research of hado measuring and water crystal photographic technology, I have been witnessing that water can turn positive when it receives pure vibration of human prayer no matter how far away it is. Energy formula of Albert Einstein, E=MC2 really means that Energy = number of people and the square of people’s consciousness.”
I understand that all those people praying at noon today caused the earth’s axis to shift by four inches.