Category — Culture Bashing (Roth)

I just learned that the female G-spot is named after Ernst Gräfenberg, the “discoverer” of the G-spot. I think this is a bit unfair. Unfair to women, that is. They have to walk around with these things (the ones who have them) and remember that they possess a permanently intimate connection with a guy named Ernst Gräfenberg. I think it would be equally unfair if I had to call my taint the D-spot, after Erma von Dipshitz. [Read more →]

World poverty is a problem for a snack food company like Frito-Lay. World hunger, on the other hand, is an opportunity. You know there’s a demand for your product, you just need to find the right price for it. Or, at the very least, find some other gullible asshole to flip the bill. [Read more →]

I moved into New York from New Jersey this past year, so had to re-register to vote. Every four years, I painstakingly determine which asshole will be capable of doing less to obliterate my freedom, and I’d hate to deprive myself of this privilege this coming November. [Read more →]

Deep in the heart of the Barrack Obama campaign trail, Senator Hillary Clinton announced yesterday that she has withdrawn her support for presumptive Democratic nominee, Senator Barack Obama. Senator Clinton insisted that her decision to rescind her endorsement had nothing to do with Obama’s potential, “even likely”, assassination. [Read more →]

To quote from an all-time favorite movie:

“Get busy fucking with people, or get busy dying.”

Maybe I’m not remembering precisely the way Andy Dufresne had put it in The Shawshank Redemption, but it’s the way George Carlin sure as hell would have. [Read more →]

It’s not easy being green.
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The trees take to the streets.

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This is a sign inside the grounds of the Grand Palace in Bangkok. Cannon climbing must a be a problem in Bangkok, and I admit, if I were a kid, I would have been tempted. Well, climbing on them might have been tempting. So, shouldn’t the sign tell you not to climb on them? Who are these assholes who are standing on cannons? [Read more →]

On Saturday, March 29, 2008, Earth Hour will take place, from 8:00 to 9:00 pm in your local time zone. [Read more →]

Con: My own website gets blocked from me due to content.

Pro: After running an idea past my boss, he responds to me:

“That’s a crazy idea…. We should do that.”