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Category — Bitching (Kendall)

Predictions for 2009

Aaron Kendall enlightens you on the state of things to be.

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January 29, 2009 at 7:49 am   No Comments

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Schadenfreude

August 24, 2008 at 5:28 pm   No Comments

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Instead of Reproducing As a Panacea for Midlife Crisis/Boredom, I Would Rather…

Speaking of being cavalier, I’m always saddened when I hear people talk about their plans to have children. [Read more →]

August 20, 2008 at 7:29 am   1 Comment

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Speaking of the Holocaust…

…that reminds me of something that happened only a few years ago. By the way, isn’t that a great way to get some press for this site? Jason will be so proud of me… No, I’m not speaking of the Holocaust itself; after all, that was more than a few years ago. However, it does remind me of an incident which involved the topic. [Read more →]

April 7, 2008 at 7:04 am   4 Comments

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Your Ten-Foot Inflatable Rat Fails to Impress Me

As I walk on my way to work in Manhattan, you can’t avoid or ignore some things on the sidewalk. The free newspapers, the person with the giganta-fucking-normous umbrella when it rains, the Crow-Man who drops his corvine babble upon people as his more amusing form of bird shit… [Read more →]

March 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm   8 Comments

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Campaign Catalysts

Barack Obama: A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, ‘Huh. It works. It makes sense.’

Hillary Clinton: We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.

Mike Huckabee: It’s when ordinary people rise above the expectations and seize the opportunity that milestones truly are reached.

John McCain: The core political values of our free society are so deeply embedded in our collective consciousness that only a few malcontents, lunatics generally, ever dare to threaten them. [Read more →]

February 11, 2008 at 8:09 am   3 Comments

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The Return

Well, it seems that Mr. Roth has decided to reinvigorate the pages of Save the Humans once more, injecting life into it with his own content and with additional venues (by means of using his editeur ways to procure certain genius from his closest friends). I, however, did not arrive at the scene as his subject. I have certain censure that must find expression and certain wrongs that must be effaced from existence. What could be so dire? I’ll tell you…for it is truly “some repugnant shit.” [Read more →]

February 3, 2008 at 9:14 pm   2 Comments

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